Recaps for your weekend reading pleasure!

• We'll Fix It In is in its usual top form, deciding on a brand for Instant Noodles, explaining Lil Mama's ethnic accents and positing that Jag6ed's elimination was an economic decision for MTV
• Too Interesting for Twitter goes into some detail on the dancing and picks the week's quotable judge as D-Trix: "I'm a man, so I see you ladies with your long hair on the pole and I can't help but get hard nipples."
• Ology is drunk-blogging and hates noodles, but can't figure out why they sent Jag6ed home
• Reality Wanted describes everything but the dancing
• For A.C.Slater, almost everything was downhill after the group routine