Sunday, May 6, 2012

Wings reviews ABDC's Drake Challenge - everything but the dancing!

Note- The following words, sentences, and other hieroglyphics should be read as 100% intended sarcasm .
Each week I read enough reviews of each crew’s performances that I have begun to wonder if anyone truly understands dance anymore. Some of the topics that the crews are evaluated off of in these reviews are, “difficulty, challenge, and moments”. Seriously? How do those topics even moderately represent a crew? Hopefully this review will set the other reviews straight and explain exactly what people should look for each week. No longer will excuses such as “choreography is important” be tolerated. Take a step back and open up your mind; I am about to explain how true dance crews should be rated.

As most other reviewers do, I have categories that each crew will be judged off of. There are five categories and each section has a scoring range of 0-10. A perfect performance will score 50 points and anything less is mortal. The categories are: Stunts, Cuteness, Clothes, Music, and Who they remind me of.

Click here to read more about the categories and Wings' deep analysis. Thanks Wings -- I've never seen anything quite like this!