More recaps from the ABDC5 East Coast auditions

• Spoil the Ending calls Static Noyze "Fanny Pak incarnate" and thinks Legendary 7 out-tricked the battle
• LA Times calls the East Coast crews 'average'
• We'll Fix it In is back, irreverent as in Season 4. They want to rename Saltare as "Kamozee's Hotsteppers", find Lil Mama surprisingly cogent, and are half-expecting a one-legged dancer in the West Coast audition show. Wecome back guys!