"Why You Should Watch America's Best Dance Crew:
- The groups aren't just great dancers, they're great choreographers.
- Some of the tricks you see on the stage will make you question if gravity applies to everyone. Or if every person has the same number of bones.
- This is real, hard-hitting hip hop, no lyrical, half contemporary choreography in sight.
- No trio of dance judges are more fun or honest. They have no problem picking favorites, being brutally honest, or frustrating censors with foul mouths.
- Three words folks: tranny dance crew.
- You love ballroom, contemporary, or any style besides breaking, step, or hip-hop.
- Because you were always more of a Zack Morris type of girl. (Sorry, Slater)
- You like some illusion of objectivity from the judges.
Shane Sparks has openly said he gets angry when a crew he wants to hate on doesn't mess up. - Grown women with a penchant for dressing like infants freak you out.
- You hate that "rap music" and if it doesn't involve special shoes, you don't think it's a legitimate dance style."